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  You called me

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  Yesterday was this dude is last day and was told he needed to pack up his office

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  This can really make or break a friendship

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  Better blow jobs than no jobs

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  Every single time I am at a movie theater with someone

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  You do not know me

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  So that is how it works

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  I hope they make it

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  I have never been so happy to have a joke stolen

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  In an alternate universe